Baby, It's Fact

FACT: I want to be dating someone.  FURTHER FACT: I am not sure that I am ready to date someone right now, because I am kind of a selfish human.  Also, because I am not the ideal female (i.e. skinny, athletic, petite), the chances that I will be dating someone are SUPER slim...as slim as I wish I was.  BUT!  I thought it would be fun to make a list about me and dating (NOT MARRIAGE, OKAY?  DATING).  So voíla!

• I don't think I would mind dating a guy who had a tasteful tattoo.  Like a tribal tattoo or maybe the insides of his fingers tattooed with meaningful words or something.
• I would LOVE to date a white "bro" who had diamond studs in his ears.  I think that is so incredibly sexy!
• I really want to date a bro!  They are SOOOOO cool and hip and attractive (as a general rule).  Also, there is a really good chance they are long-boarders.  Which is sexy.  If you don't know what a bro is, please, observe, and note the tank tops, backwards hats, and short shorts.  They are kind of requisite, I think.  Also, bros are clean cut and well groomed, which is just such a turn on! 
  
• I jokingly tell people that I like younger men, but the truth of the matter is that I really want to date someone who is older than me.
• I like my guys to be blond.  That way, they don't look as hairy.  Dark leg and chest hair on a guy kind of grosses me out.
• I want to date a guy who is nice to me, but who isn't a pushover and who isn't afraid to take charge or be the boss.  I am a strong-willed woman, but that doesn't mean that I like to wear the pants in a relationship.  I get to be strong and bossy in almost every other aspect of my life, so when it comes to dating, I really want the guy to step up to the plate and take on the part of the aggressor.  Surprise!  I LIKE GENDER ROLES.  So sue me.  I want him to act like the stereotypical gender role cliché: a strong, confident, masculine and slightly bossy man.

This post's title came from this song:

Baby, It's Fact by HelloGoodbye